“Schrodinger’s Pages”

I feel Eruption should never be played without being followed by “You Really Got Me” as almost the same song.. Similar to “We Will Rock You” and “We are the Champions” from Queen or the Golden Slumbers Medley from The Beatles.

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

Pay their artist better? Where did you hear that. They’re currently being by a few artist for not paying them at all, basically stealing their whole musical catatlog.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

The chinaman is not the issue here, dude! Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature... asian-american, please.

“Hello, friends! Which one of you wants to pull really hard on my necktie while I jerk myself off to completion?”

Raw take: get a razor, ya hippie

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

You should look up all the fake Tom Craggses on Twitter. They’re all surly British teens.

Don’t lie to our readers. I am on Youtube here:

Meanwhile, on Birdspin:

Off topic.

It’s like they are all fiction.

“...only exciting to watch.”