"Decent upside, but needs to work on the backdoor cuts to break into the Top 100."

I wanted to be sure you were right in your assessment so I watched the video. Needed to be thorough before I gave you a star, so I watched it again. I can say your description seems correct, but I better go watch it again to be sure.

… You ARE aware they aren't actually teenagers, yes? Because that would be illegal.

Found it, via a cached copy on this forum.

obligatory rob ford partying gif.

I had no idea Keifer Sutherland was into fantasy football.

Is someone in this story supposed to look good because they all sound like assholes to me.

The route they should've taken:

That's a very good thing—few things scream "1990s" more than purple as a uniform color.

Yeah, he had some serious problems, apparently. As does most of the world, because problems are inescapable. Sorry to hear about your depression, but stop being a fucking dick.

Psst: this article isn't about you, and no one gives a single solitary fuck about how you "feel."

Asshole.

The opening narration tells us that after an economic downturn, crime was getting out of control, and adults were losing control over the younger generation. So they just decided to enact a law that would force kids to indiscriminately kill their friends.

The point isn't whether the players are "right" about what happened in Ferguson. The point is, I don't have any interest in politics infecting my Sunday afternoons. I don't want to hear NFL players' liberal agenda, I don't want to hear NFL players' conservative agenda. I'm a politics/news junkie, but sometimes I want…

Happy Thanksgiving, Barry!

i mean realistically speaking this person would be fairly average by all measures of comparison but sure we can go with that

I think the most surprising thing in all of this is that a Doug Baldwin cardboard cutout exists.

"If the NFL is pushing this game to be held, then shame on the NFL," Poloncarz said.

Their Christmas video was easily their worst. The second half was the family rapping what they did all year. Spoiler alert: none of it involved a bleach cocktail.