GET OFF MY LAWN!

Reminds me of this joke: How do you know if an anti vaxxer is at your party? Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Young Rob Ford's looking svelte

That's so raven.

It's just been announced that the post will be throwing out the first pitch for the Blue Jays home opener.

you want some cheese with that whine?

you're clearly not a hockey fan.

TIE GAME! SUCK IT YANKS!

{scrolls down to see what number foosball is}

CBC is also livestreaming every event on cbc.ca/olympics. So if you're able to use a web service to change your ISP, that's also an option.

clever girl.

WHO SPAT?!

that's a chin up, slightly easier to do. pull ups have the hands facing the opposite direction.

That 49ers pick 6 won me my fantasy football league by 1 point. God bless football and gambling!!!

He may have been the polar opposite of what you were expecting, but he is as grizzled as they come, and although the scene he created was pandamonium, by escaping his shackles and reclaiming his identity he scored a small victory for bears everywhere.

i like turtles

I LIKE SPORTS!