Don’t forget these:

Hell yes! Behold the Norwegian navy invading!

Fucking amateurs.

“[Hobbs] flexed his arm out of a cast”

A Point Break copy, you say? Preposterous!

Stay with me here..Dom tells Letty they invented race wars in the desert. We see monster energy, sponsors, stages and music there. What the hell did they need to steal dvd players for? There was tons of money in race wars. 

This all came from a movie about a gang that was stealing DVD players from trucks to sell for a profit (also sort of a Point Break copy).

... and take your star!

Frosted Quakes?!

Dwayne Johnson is in fact five Kevin Harts, joined together in a Voltron way.

random brawls and everyone has baby oil on

In the first scene, Vin Diesel will tearfully break it to the gang that Johnson won’t be back because he was beaten to death by some Girl Scouts.

Ahhh, my guess is that the added contrast helps them differentiate between a dirty and freshly washed car, so they know which one to poop on.

Yeah, well, at least I can see windows...

SOLD!

I get what you’re saying, but I’m pretty sold on this engine tower concept I’ve got going.

Maybe we should orient them so that the cylinder banks are on a different planes, maybe in some sort of V type shape.

Okay, so hear me out. I’m not a scientist or anything, but it seems to me like the solution here is to put two of the 4 cylinders into the engine bay. The truck’s big enough, it’ll probably work. Then you’ll get even more power, and surely that will lead to increased gas mileage. Right?