Dafuq? Your dealer is super shitty.

I have found that being brutally honest has gotten me or of the dumbest situations. I got pulled over for street racing and speeding on Broadway  and the second the officer got to my window I said, “I know exactly why you’re pulling me over. “ I owned up to it immediately. He let me off with a warning to stop being…

Great movie.

What about 70-1? Too mathy?

Every time I see that one, I laugh.

I don’t care how many bells or how loud it whistles CP

Hey there, friendly Minnesotan here. This is some real dumb fuckery. The small town I live in has a bylaw where if your junk is sitting outside it had to have current tabs and be ready to drive i.e. must have an engine in it. Such bullshit dontcha know.

Big ol’ can of nope there. CP at any price.

Guy I know took his truck to Jiffy Lube to get his transmission flushed. They cut the hard lines to flush it and then hose clamped non high pressure line back on. Needless to say, his transmission burned up when the rubber hose exploded.

Only reason they wrote the article.

You could maybe get ahold of one of the new badges and slap it on a Cruze.

That child is the future Mrs. Ricky Bobby.

OH MY GAWD! I HATE THESE FUCKERS! YOU FLASH YOUR HEADLIGHTS TO SAY “Hey guy, seems you have left your high beams on. Would you please turn them off.” DUMBASS KEEPS ON TEXTING, PLAYING WITH THEMSELVES, WHO THE FUCK KNOWS BLINDING ME!

I don’t always vote, but when I do, it’s because this guy knows how to sell a car.

http://rmn.craigslist.org/cto/5268134010… it’s very loud so you feel like a ricer.

Place I went paintballing for my brother in-laws bachelor party ferried you around in these Mad Max buses.

I got bored one day and read thru the towing section for my 97 Chevy 1/2 ton and they talk about actually running brake lines to the back and hooking them up to a trailer with juice brakes. Then cap the stuff off when you unhook the trailer.

My buddy sent me this photo on his way back home to Texas. This guy apparently needed MORE VAN!!!

I know the feels

Yes this, I used to live in the small town of Fountain, MN (Sinkhole Capital of the World), there is a museum for some reason and they have an old 60’s Ford pickup that some local guy converted to run on wood gas. It’s pretty crazy.