I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

And, with BMW eliminating dispsticks in favor of electronic level sensors in the late 2000s, the Germans have been able to turn around and play the same trick on many unsuspecting owners!

Might I suggest some alternatives: “Horns will grow from your head”, “Better buy some new hats, because: hello horns”, “Horns create drag, just ask Grosjean”, “Ponzi Schemes give you horns”.

“He looks more like a young Rick Rubin to me.”

Wait, what? Why is this the first I'm hearing of this....

Red Bull? F that noise...i’ll wait for the Rich Energy livery.

I’d totally watch a show where you solved auto-related mysteries. Call it Encyclopedia Brown Manual Wagon.

Remarkably, Kinja, Gizmodo’s platform, has been stable

making public these public documents would “place the county and its taxpayers at a competitive disadvantage.” 

Sorry, Bugs in Game Blame QA, the mob has spoken.

Sure, he has a monorail, but Main Street’s still all cracked and broken

...couldn't get around it, eh?

Available in M-Line trim.

That’s on the CLR-MAX

It was clearly big M8’s fault

Unlike Toyota’s, this wasn’t grounded to the ground.

And who said that the Mercedes CLR would never get off the ground?

“Bloodstained just wants to play the hits. For now, I’m happy to hear ‘em.”

El Camin-ohm. Resist the ordinary.

Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!