I am so tired of these Big Pharma conspiracies. IUDs present a higher risk for intrauterine infection and complication...since you know the whole foreign body in your uterus thing. The same reason the new tubal ligation that involves putting a “screw” in your fallopian tubes and promoting scar tissue, has been under…

I shop at LLBean for bathing suits. They are Damn expensive, but I don’t hate all of the styles. Plus their fabric is getting cuter.

I now just shop exclusively at brands that were created for surfers because that’s the only way I can find something that will work for me - tops that don’t tie on and that will hold in the cleavage, bottoms that won’t ride up into my butt, etc. No frills, no strappy stuff, just good solid utilitarian swimwear. The…

All this tells me is that none of these designers actually intend for anybody to actually, you know, DO anything at the beach. I am a devoted body surfing enthusiast, and I stay FAR away from “trendy” swimsuits. One strong wave and you won’t have a suit anymore.

Thank goodness because Irish Spring thinks I’m a shitty mom.

Still convinced they’re the famous Dear Prudie incest twins:

I can’t look at their faces directly. Like I have to force myself to look at them from the corner of my eye. It’s almost like there’s something off-center about their faces? Like something’s slightly askew and when you stare at them directly you feel slightly off center?

I manage a team of IT staff, if I published a statement like that in response to even a minor event that had people concerned in any way I’d be fired for shitty leadership.

I’ll leave this hear as a counterpoint...

First, he wasn’t a green card holder - or Legal Permanent Resident. He was a fucking US citizen who jumped through all the hoops. He filled out forms, studied, took a test, and pledged his allegiance. He is now a US CITIZEN. He doesn’t have a “citizens card” because American citizens don’t have to fucking carry a…

It’s almost like America is a huge landmass with lots of different places and lots of regional cultures and some people like to live in some areas while others like to live in others. What a concept.

Jesus. Imagine the Trump Presidential Library. “And here you see early drafts of Trump’s famous ‘Hillary Obama Bad!’ Tweet from late November 2018. Note it contains a few obscenities later removed from the iconic Tweet now recited in schools alongside the ‘Gettysburg Address’ and George HW Bush’s ‘Not Gonna Do it’…

Yeah, that’s not us. Hubby is super smart but also goofy and slightly.. whimsical? I’m not sure how to put it. He’s Mr. Dad Jokes and Absurdist Humor. And I’m a known weirdo around the parts, for having not been 100 percent rah rah rah about our town/local ivy, and also for being The Mom Whose Kids Climb Trees.

How is…

I’m cautiously excited for this.

The good thing is that if it is dyslexia, you’re figuring it out early and getting help from a specialist. Most dyslexic people I know struggled through school because they were never diagnosed, but now have lots of methods to manage it now that they know what they’re up against.

Yeah, I honestly think most of them voted out of pure spite - “Let’s show those liberals!”. Some were just embarrassingly conned (I cannot feel bad for them; if you fall for fucking three-card Monte, you deserve what you get), and some were perfectly happy to install a kleptocracy because they’re rich enough to…

I find it astonishing that the people who voted for this con man, the “rich” guy that laughably ran on a “populist” platform, have no issue with him stacking the government with family and other cronies who directly profit from obvious conflicts of interest. Paying millions to rent space in Trump Tower? No problem!…

Remember when she promised not to play any role in this administration?

The fucking Weather Channel this morning.