After thinking a bit more, it can come right back around to your point of making Trump and Clinton look equal. Before and after the election, disgruntled Berniebros and Republicans were pointing fingers about a rigged primary, using flimsy proof. So now, they can just yell out some crap about Hillary rigging the…

I’m regretting my choice of German over Russian in college.

Not only that, it created a defensive/offensive wiggle spot. For example, election rigging. Trump accuses Hillary and Democrats of rigging the election, using scary boogeyman words. Naturally, Democrats throw evidence at him about how voter fraud is not a big deal. This doesn’t change the minds of hard-core believers.

I find this absurdly appropriate. The X-Files was perhaps onto something way back then. Perhaps not aliens, but a shadow government used to keep people ignorant on the true intentions of the higher-ups...

I haven’t staffed a convention in a long time, but PR actors are some of the friendliest convention guests that I’ve ever encountered (except for the hotel trashing group). 

I ended up at a pizza party in Johnny Yong Bosch’s hotel room at Power Morphican that year with a dozen or so other fans of his band. That trip was a hoot.

Oooo, I didn’t think of outsourcing a ghostwriter. That could be epic.

True, very true, but I doubt that a ghostwriter would take on a tell-all until after the term. Afterwards, sure.

I’m not gonna lie: If they did a Real World or Big Brother style house show for Congress, I’d be intrigued. Or Survivor for the Supreme Court pick.

I’m pretty sure we’re going to end up with some kind of President/Oval Office reality show at some point. Something like “America’s Next Intern” where the winner gets an internship and enough money to pay off their student loans.

I took a shower one morning, only to then discover that my hairdryer had died on the day that I needed to be out the door quickly and it was -25 or so with windchill. My hat could only do so much. I looked like a bundled up, electrocuted cat.

I’m also in the Michigan lands. I’ve always been fine with the cold weather (I hate summer with a passion) up until the past two winters with those polar vortex drops with the -20 temperatures. I went out one day and my snot froze midway through opening my front door. Heck, even that wasn’t terrible until we got the…

I just finished my period a day ago. Tonight, I discovered that my newly installed IUD is expelling. I can feel the plastic arm thingy. It’s Saturday, so I can’t even call my gyn office until Monday to get this taken care of.

Ye gads that scares me. I’m considering going back to school for library science and that just chills me to the bone.

The kids locked the adults out of the house. Now, the adults are scrambling to get back in somehow, while the kids found a box of matches, a carton of cigarettes, the booze cupboard, and have started prank calling the neighbors. 

And it prevents an uprising of mutant Australian spiders.

Exactly right. Taxes have become a boogeyman word associated with things like welfare or free stuff. What’s troubling to me is how many demand things that are serviced by taxes for themselves, but not for others (like schools or Medicare). How many pissed off people will there be if the post office disappears and they…

Adderall is actually the only thing keeping me from flipping out in a continuous panic attack right now.

Of course, many have taken to saying things like, “He tells it how it is,” “He’s going to make everything great again,” and then say, “He’s not really going to do that,” “There are checks and balances, so he can’t be terrible.”

It blows my mind how they want lower taxes, but also want infrastructure, war, prison, etc. I’ve heard many a republican speak about how they can balance their personal budget, so why can’t the government do the same? Ignoring the fact that government isn’t a household, it still doesn’t make any sense. By cutting…