But wait! They had a vaccine for the vaccine!

My husband said that he saw flames shooting out of my eyes when it ended, before yelling “IT CAN’T END LIKE THIS!!!” and trying to squeeze the life out of my cat.

That’s my general impression as well. I figured Palin was either forced on him or he picked her solely to pander to the wackier side, since he didn’t/couldn’t/wouldn’t cater to the wacky side of the voting block.

Well, McCain had Palin. But back then, just four and eight short years ago, we only had to deal with wildly looney VP candidates. McCain and Romney were poor choices, but not looney. Now, the entire field of the Republican Presidential Crop is looney. I shudder at their VP pick.

Defunding Planned Parenthood hurts women, hurts children, and hurts families as a whole.

I just mentioned this above. With exception to the whole Palin thingy, McCain looks like a pinko commie compared to this group.

This whole election makes me pine for the days of McCain and Mittens. Sure, they were nuts. Yes, McCain brought us Palin. I voted for neither of them. But damn, they come off as “reasonable” compared to the current crop, and that is frightening.

Our crazy cat is lovingly nicknamed “Shithead”. He’s a true pain in the ass, knocks things over at night because his food bowl is 1/3 empty, drinks our drinks, is loud, scratches when he gets excited, chews on everything, fights with everything that exists, fights with things that don’t exist, sits on us at night*,…

Hahaha! I’m married to a nurse, so there are very few discussions that don’t devolve into vagina/penis/poop/blood/OMGWTF?! stories. Last funeral we attended, he ended up exchanging horror stories with a medical assistant about automatic penis pump deflation in elderly men, and patients attempting to escape. My vagina…

I appreciate your non-science understanding. It’s very logical. However, I believe that I’m going to stick to my story of a feuding colon and uterus. It just makes a better story than “my hormones and cramps are causing smelly poops dear, so no, we’re not having sexy times at the moment”.

I’m pretty sure short vagina is a thing, at the very least, I’ve heard of it in menstrual cup discussions. My husband felt the strings for the first month or so, but after that, he rarely felt them. (That’s actually how I found out about the expulsion. One would think that it would hurt or that I would feel in. In…

You’re right, I glossed over the mention of Paraguard for some reason. In my defense, I’m currently in the beginning stages of PMS. But yeah, totally different.

I had the opposite experience. I had been on the pill most of my adult life and, while it kinda sorta sometimes helped my period pain, it was absolutely terrible. So I got my Mirena installed and holy carp! Night and day. After a week of adjusting pain, nearly all of my period pain was gone. It was beautiful.

What the hell is up with that? It isn’t bad enough that I’m bleeding, but my colon has to get in on the action as well? Like, is it feeling left out, because the uterus is throwing a fit about building up a baby cozy and I had the audacity to not get pregnant, so the colon just decides that it too needs attention? Or…

Not easier, not always possible, but usually just as free: see/care for someone at the absolute worst moment of their life. I’m not talking about stomach flu. I’m talking about the stuff that can crack anyone: deaths, hospitalizations for serious illness, house burned down, crazy family epic implosions, etc. That’s…

My kidlet loves Elsa. She also doesn’t know all the words to the song, so her version is “Let it go, Oh no!” and she sings it over and over again.

They survive off the idea that they are knowers of super-secret knowledge and everyone else is dumb. They feel like they are super intelligent for figuring this stuff out, and some make it into a self-serving drama of being better than everyone else. Google University has made it easier for them too, as they can…

I know there are some like me, who don’t really even believe, but love the crazy plot soap opera aspect of conspiracies. I tend to follow them closely, especially new ones, because I actually have fun trying to follow the crazy logic/find plot holes/etc. Within a week of hearing about Zika, I knew that it was going to…

This, plus the news that Flint’s old Emergency Manager Earley has resigned (he was running Detroit Public Schools) because he’s refusing to testify, is making my day.

Back in my day (admittedly, not that long ago), when I wanted to be a cat, I just saved my money for cat ears, tails, costume accessories, and then just attended anime conventions with friends. I may have looked/acted/talked like a weirdo, but nobody could pick me out of that crowd today.