Could tell by the pixels, huh

I was hoping for an Outbreak reference but not quite this one.

Everyone’s a fucking Jet Li Jackie Chan Kung Fu Navy Seal, let me tell you.

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Please. You’d win an olympic medal from all the conclusions you’re jumping to.

I was quoting you, dipshit. And as such I was asking you to explain exactly what has made PewDiePie so incredibly popular.

I do appreciate Apple’s design aesthetic. But I’m a bigger fan of buying low and plunking my own (often cheaper) parts into a machine to bring it up to snuff.

You’re all over this article aren’t you? Was being nice with the Home Row comment, but when have Macs ever been known as gaming machines?

since they’re out of reach of asdfjkl; placement

You seem to radically misunderstand what has made PewDiePie so incredibly popular

Mads is frequently cast in Danish comedies as some form of idiot/man-child

I dunno. Modmic: $50 bucks.

I use whatever cans I want and stick a Modmic to the fucker. Add a cheap USB sound card? Problem solved. Problem staying solved.

LOL $200 Sennheisers aren’t all that nice. In that bracket you got Audio-Technica, AKG, Beyerdynamic, etc.

Or Modmic + Headphones.

WHAAAAT!? What is a burguer without the cheese???

I didn’t know McDonalds served turkey burgers