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So what you’re trying to tell me is I need a Coco Absorb™ dispenser hooked into my garbage disposal

So what you’re trying to tell me is I need a Coco Absorb™ dispenser hooked into my garbage disposal

Hey buddy dihydrogen monoxide is H2O. And H2O is water.

You think BMW is difficult? Try to fucking figure out Omega watch codes.

Alright, look, everybody, shut up, shut up.

Citation needed.

Oh thank god I thought I was the only one.

...there are people who vacuum sober?

raising your arms to take off a shirt under a ceiling fan.

Keepass doesn’t meet the convenience--security threshold for me.

It had been on my radar off and on, but I was armpits deep into 24 and I was unable to really devote any attention.

I heard even organic gatorade contains dihydrogen monoxide. No thanks, I’ve been trying to cut chemicals out of my diet.

There are merits to open carrying a handgun. Few, but they exist.

Do you have the means to transport and store a giant fuck off tire?

They are slightly expensive

They are slightly expensive

the combination of your picture, your screen name

I accept the risk for driving because its fun, not just because it gets me to work. I accept the risk for my intake of various fermented grains, because I enjoy alcohol. I accept the risk for smoking cigars because I enjoy it.

Because guns are evil.

Nonsense

having a gun around is more trouble than it’s worth.