Shut up nerd, go hit the gym

Whatever, I just pick ‘em up and put ‘em down.

Who lifts at the ends? My gains are found in the middle of the bar!

How much weight can a bench press bar lift before it gets bent out of shape?

But I am on the road, as I am allowed to be and will take the lane when needed.

Why would anyone ride on the road when there is a paved trail mere feet from you?

Fuck off.

Guns for show, knives for a pro

<3 Dr. James Grime

Glock. 17+1 motherfucker

I know exactly who you are

3rd degree burns?

That music got me like

Nah you went specifically to the music. A comment like “ska sucks” would be a play on both the music and the username (And a good reference to a fun Propagandhi song)

Ska music sucks

MASTERBATION

MASTERBATION

Agreed. Shouldn’t be too hard to size up the design to accommodate larger bottles, or even growlers.