I don’t trust cell phones.

I don’t understand the correlation between this

Knowing me, I’ll end up shoving the left rats nest into the car instead

Hi, Doug. I mailed you mostly because I love you cause you are the best thing that have ever happened to the universe

PBR

Isn’t that how it works tho? A game can be intrinsically fun or you can use the confines of the game to find your own fun?

Words words words

It wasn’t so bad when the game first came out, you could deconstruct most of your loot to save up for HE Blueprints at the BoO but now with the crafting cost increases, you gotta spend more time building materials.

ASAP buy the MP5-N blueprint and the BM AK from the Special Gear Vendor in the boo. That will let you…

A solid matchmaking group can carry you easily through challenge missions.

To combat ganking while solo, I leave most HE I find in the DZ on the ground. So long as you don’t leave the DZ or get switched to a different server, it will stay on the ground until you pick it up.

It’s absurd how they chopped up the DZ. Lower bottom peeps can run around almost unmolested. Upper level is a gankfest. Max level should be its own area. If you’re decked to the gills with all the highest level shit you should only be with your peers. Don’t specify by number. Just “if you’re maxed, you’re playing with…

I run with around 73k of health and use the Survivor Link ult while trolling gankers by carrying nothing but garbage blues.

GeT_REKT

Oh god, please tell me you remember the Red Dragon Inn?

Better watch out, the way subaru is doing things it might end up with a cvt as only transmission choice

And by race you mean “go in a straight line”

Next up: five tips to successfully stab someone who has read the five tips to survive a knife attack.

Technically it doesn’t help you grip tighter. What it prevent is injury to the hands, wrists and elbow

I think anyone on the receiving end of 20 mike mike would have a bad day