If you have five spark plugs you’re missing a cylinder

I’ve always “Foot on brake > Put in park/gear/neutral > engage handbrake > remove foot from brake”

This is a fair point. I did get this information from a man in the industry who’s stock options go up or down depending on procurement trends.

The F35's stuck in a procurement death spiral.

Vat time is it?

The Division is almost what the world would be like if the ending to Rainbow Six went completely pear shaped (The book, not the original game)

Obvious visual difference? Who gives a shit what they look like. If they turn around and shoot at you you’re cleared weapons hot.

Stale sammich bread gets used for french toast

The Accidental deaths are fun, but I’m more partial to “This guy was obviously assassinated, but there wasn’t a single trace of who did it. Like the assassin was a ghost.”

Killing them 50 times? Nonsense.

Always...always take care of your feet

Thats what they generally look like. The fucker below is a variable yield (5-150kt) 2 stage nuclear ‘Physics Package’ ...deceptively small but can flatten a city.

You might be thinking of Radium. That was painted onto clock hands and ended up giving a shit ton of people cancer.

I’m sorry, I was under the impression that most of the right wing shitting came from the gawker side of the house. And here I thought you lost your way

You got the wrong door, mate.

Why would we need to wait for them to be an imminent threat to US forces?

Womp womp. Came in to be a dick; backfires.