Stale sammich bread gets used for french toast

The Accidental deaths are fun, but I’m more partial to “This guy was obviously assassinated, but there wasn’t a single trace of who did it. Like the assassin was a ghost.”

Killing them 50 times? Nonsense.

Always...always take care of your feet

Thats what they generally look like. The fucker below is a variable yield (5-150kt) 2 stage nuclear ‘Physics Package’ ...deceptively small but can flatten a city.

You might be thinking of Radium. That was painted onto clock hands and ended up giving a shit ton of people cancer.

I’m sorry, I was under the impression that most of the right wing shitting came from the gawker side of the house. And here I thought you lost your way

You got the wrong door, mate.

Why would we need to wait for them to be an imminent threat to US forces?

Womp womp. Came in to be a dick; backfires.

Only one Paul Reed Smith? Awww...well the other guitars more than make up for it!

Right???? First thing I said when I saw that salad bar was “Holy shit he could build a raft with that thing” I then I had to find my jaw after it fell off my face when I got a better look

I respect/beware any man that has a black dagger sewn onto their shoulder sleeve

Shoulda just stuck with the Blood Dragon formula. Full $60 price tag? Yeah no thanks.

Many many mpgs

Hahahhha +1

Right? I actually like the way this one looks

Point was that Ivan doesn’t have an eye for the long game