I don’t need plenty of things. I don’t need cigars. I don’t really need my guitars, or my WRX. Probably don’t need a few of my watches. I don’t need my TV. Don’t need my collection of scotch...wait. Second thought, I do need my scotch.

And I’ll try not to troll in response.

So the answer is to keep chopping away until one day cancer becomes a manageable inconvenience? Is that where you’re going with that analogy.

Right.

“real gun control”

Whats your plan then? Gonna wave a magic wand and magic all the guns away?

Gun don’t shoot unless you pull the trigger.

No, its a gun with a tac light.

There are many different ways to hold a firearm depending on the situation. I don’t agree with the weapon being that close to his face, but holding it close to the body is called presenting or firing from retention.

“all you have to do”

Same thing the guerrilla fighters in Afghanistan and Iraq did.

Fighting brown people in a desert is decidedly not the same as firing on your own countrymen

Horror game by Kojima and del Toro starring Norman Reedus; working title: Quiet Highlands

A single burst from his machine gun can cut a man in half!

Tell me more!

Yesssssss. I can still hear that sorrowful music in my head

Open a bottle of vodka

Tell us a story about the Mattel-16, Grandpa!