“all you have to do”

Same thing the guerrilla fighters in Afghanistan and Iraq did.

Fighting brown people in a desert is decidedly not the same as firing on your own countrymen

Horror game by Kojima and del Toro starring Norman Reedus; working title: Quiet Highlands

A single burst from his machine gun can cut a man in half!

That makes sense. Full disclosure, I busted my ass and melted my brain memorizing a strong master password (in combination with yubikey 2FA) and I just let my password manager create random 20 character passwords

If the intarweb is to be believed, a sample password generated by the manager would take something…

Two common words separated by one of those column-lines may be effective?

Eh...I dunno, that looked like a subpar cut of meat.

But steak can melt in my mouth

Oooh tough guy

Tell me more!

SABER!

Yesssssss. I can still hear that sorrowful music in my head

Stop. Just...stop.

You’re confounding “time” experienced by a photon and the time it takes Information to travel a distance from A to B using human standard measurements.

Open a bottle of vodka

My own personal Isopod! (Next to a 12" vinyl...sorry no banana for scale)

Tell us a story about the Mattel-16, Grandpa!

Meh, just pull a uhaul truck up to your poor mark’s garage door during the work day.