Oh man, I wish I saw this 3 years ago. Lived in an old cigarette factory that was repurposed into apartments. This place was a literal cave. Just a long hallway with only one window at the end. Both bedrooms had no windows. Great for sleeping during the day (I work nights) but terrible for everything else.

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I work in a restaurant where they have peanuts on the table as a snack.

He’s been promoted...to customer.

Kept you waiting, huh?

Skeptical me is skeptical. So why scrub KoPro from everything MGS/Konami? Why piss on Silent Hills/PT? Why all the tomfuckery?

Noice. Reminds me of our Lord and Savior Gordon Ramsay:

Ha, I met my father in law before meeting my wife.

I guess I’m just a smooth operator, but I’ve never had any issues with any of the parents I’ve met.

Who the fuck actually talks like that?

“One of ‘em at least!”

Reminds me of this story (Which may or may not be real)

Mal? Nah. Can’t have too many Captains on a ship. Though I do need a solid gun on my side.

Funny how it wasn’t a “possible breach” that lost my trust, it was selling out to an unscrupulous company.

whoya callin’ mate, ya cunt

Ejector scheat, you’re joking?

Problem solved. Problem staying solved:

BITE YOUR TONGUE

Its called “flavor” you savage.