Ha, I met my father in law before meeting my wife.

I guess I’m just a smooth operator, but I’ve never had any issues with any of the parents I’ve met.

Who the fuck actually talks like that?

“One of ‘em at least!”

Reminds me of this story (Which may or may not be real)

Mal? Nah. Can’t have too many Captains on a ship. Though I do need a solid gun on my side.

Funny how it wasn’t a “possible breach” that lost my trust, it was selling out to an unscrupulous company.

whoya callin’ mate, ya cunt

Ejector scheat, you’re joking?

Problem solved. Problem staying solved:

BITE YOUR TONGUE

Its called “flavor” you savage.

It effects not just consistency though. There are a few benefits to adding the starchy pasta water to your sauce and cooking the two (pasta and sauce) together for a bit before serving.

Pasta water should be salty like the sea, you savage.

I hope bro isn’t trying to be stealthy with that giant “Shoot here” target indicator.

Hahahaha, I love MBest. His “How to work out like an Operator” had me rolling

What was the point?

Came here expecting this. Did not leave disappointed

It is absolutely an arbitrary number.