The Metal Gear series is 28 years old???

Honestly the best thing you can do is go middle of the road on most of your hardware and use the savings to get the biggest SSD you can. Everything else you can build incrementally as your applications demand it New game coming out? Upgrade video card. Newer generation of CPUs? See what prices have dropped for your…

Thissssssssss

Passing Ranger school does not guarentee you placement in the Ranger Regiment. Ranger school is a leadership course...nothing more. The 75th Rangers have their own selection course

I can tell from the pixels

Every scene involving Meryl must begin with punching Meryl.

Oh I know, hence the trollface. Although their cover of ‘Am I Evil’ blows the balls off of the Diamondhead original

That’s no basis for a system of government

I thought it was a Metallica song

And then I am suddenly reminded of:

Unf

Unless you pulverize a cut of meat or cut it into 1/4” strips, you’re not going to lose that much of the juice.

The actual tool is called a Jaccard. Pretty nifty impliment and it works with most cuts of meat and chicken

I’m your huckleberry

Of course because the final product is a fucking Pachinko machine.

Has to be multi-purpose.

Not only that, but it doesn’t actually remove moisture from the air. So it only works in arid climates. If its 80% humidity outside, you’ll just get cold clammy air and that isn’t comfortable either

I’m sure there’s a lifehack on how to hold the bagel between two plates or some other such nonsense to “Keep you from cutting yourself and have perfectly sliced bagels”

Don’t even bother with slicing. Just plunk a whole brick of cream cheese on the bagel and smash it to your face.