I hulked right the fuck out when she told me to practically abandon her.

Mama’s Welfare Burger with green pepper and paprika

...or firearm owners who like to hunt and sport shoot.

I’ve had my oakleys for that long...I think I would jump onto the tracks to get them back...

It takes an incredible amount of skill as well as athletic ability.

Zombies? No thanks.

lol dug it from an ARFCOM thread

Lawn Darts and Dopes on a Rope :P

the UCP (Universal Camo Pattern) was the only fucking snafu.

Blends right in alright.

Meh. I removed my optical drive years ago. Plus I don’t like having to keep track of CDs/DVDs. Inserting DVD #4 is for chumps. Keeping a disk in the optical drive and listening to that table saw spool up can go piss off.

Necro as hell and probably already known but: Lastpass allows you to set 2FA for untrusted systems.

...Dafuq? So what’s the point of the central lane? You have to cut across two lanes of traffic just to make a bloody turn? Sounds like a good way to smash into something (or have someone smash into you)

So....you’re talking about Portal right?

Those have to be some professional hard hitting motherfuckers to be calmly calling in fire support when there’s a ‘rex danger close like that.

Some people hate money and like gadgets? Some people are brand whores and hate money?

Some people hate money and like gadgets? Some people are brand whores and hate money?

Yeah we made that mistake in Vietnam too. “Hurr durr, just use missiles!”

I came here for this, was not disappointed.

...nuclear holo-cost.