No actually, I generally don’t pay attention to Rockstar titles. And don’t fucking blow smoke up my ass about where Games are coded. Of course they’re fucking coded on PCs and then plugged into a developer’s console.

If three fingers are good enough for Slash, its good enough for me

Yeah I’ve heard that one before.

Ha! Always gotta get clearance from the Admiral before making any big purchases...ahh symbiotic life. <3

That’s what I almost always look for in a “PC port” Did they just shoe horn a hunk of sloppy shite into a PC and call it a day?

Yeah I’m not sure which is worse: pay to cheese or bend over and take it dry to cheese.

Argue the semantic, but that’s “Picking locks for fun” is called. You can be a twat if you want, I enjoy learning how to pick locks because its fascinating.

Nifty idea, although I wonder how attaching a heavy mass to the picks effects the feel?

Unless you are a licensed locksmith, you cannot carry lockpicks on your person in VA.

We’re almost out of coffee. Oh! Could you grab me a pack of those keebler girl scout knock off cookies? You know the ones that look like samoas?

“Intimately familiar” about M4’s jamming like a jar of smuckers

I’d play that.

Is it worth smashing a LaFerrari in the hopes that it kills this piece of shit?

If you were looking to shoot a calendar of gay men with a military motif do you think this unit would have given them the same access?

The Very Special Forces

I suspect this thing is for when you're already occupying a country but you don't want to raise an American flag high in the air saying "Special Forces Here!"

I’m constantly inconsistent. Keeps people on their toes. No one knows my true motives leaving me free to do as I please.

Are you offended at this Tekken character? Do you give people shit for being a halfbreed?

Its why I just laugh off the ribbing. They’re just jelly of my thin nose and light complexion