Your The Decision (TM) take wasn’t that off.  The whole thing was a self aggrandizing shit show and should never have happened like that.  I say this as a Lebron fan.  He was totally right to go to Miami and leave Cleveland, but the way he did it was awful. 

My partner is so fucking sick of my “It looks like a super villain logo” rant.

Did you ever wonder how the process works for getting a logo design done for your evil terror group bent on world domination? I mean, is there like an evil graphic design firm you hire, or do you have to hire a communications and design staff?

I seriously think of some eco terrorist logo from Captain Planet every time I see this logo. 

I remember seeing that, and it was great. Both were essentially like, “can you believe this bullshit?”  But there isn’t the same level of respect with LeBron and Lance, more like tolerating a little brother.

I think LeBron already misses JR and decided to double-down on the headcases with Lance and Javale.

As a kings fan you still had hope until yesterday?

It feels like yesterday that we were watching the kid with “IRISH” on the front of his jersey as he won a high school dunk contest that was better than any NBA dunk contest of the last 20 years.

“And like that, poof. He’s gone.”

Can the Pelicans get moved to the Eastern Conference? Please?

Conventional wisdom says he’s 33 and his body is going to start to slow down, so he should be looking for a 4+ year max contract to start hedging against that but.... it’s LeBron James. So yeah, I like your idea. Force LA to build some semblance of a real team first.

Man, those Players Tribune pieces take a long time to write.

You Do The Math

Wait, are you Michael Porter, Jr.?

Asking for a friend: How did you escape the grays? (JK, I have no friends.... I'm gray)

He’s got a beef with Boogie: he claims that Boogie was the reason why the Kings didn’t resign him.

At this point, time for him to sign a deal with Starbury and become a Chinese legend.

Isaiah is currently beefing with the Cavs, Suns, Kings, Celtics and whoever ends up with LeBron.

Shit, I've got a bad back and can't beat the Warriors and I'd cost barely half that.

“As a die hard laker fan, couldn’t be happier about George not signing.”

Irritatingly, this doesn’t allow me to drop a true DREWBOMB

So, with Lebron hanging them up in lets say....5 years