Oh, I know that that is an absolutely obscene amount of Fentanyl. All the more reason it is unfortunate that his amount exceeded that by less than 10%. You would think the criminal Syndicate would try to send people out with 399 grams or something...

There seems to be a serious crime problem in Boston sports. Aaron Hernandez’s murder conviction, Hanley Ramirez dealing drugs, Tom Brady deflating his balls. This can’t be a coincidence.

Not necessarily through leaks right before a pick, but teams step in front of other teams to take guys someone else wants, specifically to hold them up for other assets all the time. Hell, Portland had it happen twice in one draft. In 2006, Chicago took LaMarcus Aldridge at #2 even though they wanted Tyrus Thomas. But…

Is it just me, or are they like mirror universe twins?

It’s the Brooklyn Nets, those are basically synonymous at this point.

I just heard a local guy point out that Doncic was born 8 months after the Mavs drafted Dirk.

“Actually Phoenix wanted him at #1, but he opted to go back to Lithuanian League for another year.”

Grayson Allen was about the most Utah pick they could have possibly made. He is inextricably “scrappy” and “white.”

Nosferatu with an MBA.

lonnie walker is a joy

Adam Silver looking like your actuary neighbor who won an Amex fan experience contest.

Obligatory:

Everything’s coming up Traehouse. 

Wait  - Bagley might be great, who knows. Didn’t the Hawks screw up even worse, by trading Donic for Trae Young?

The Dallas Mavericks are reportedly going to fall ass-backwards into a mouthwatering European prospect

It’s insane to me to not take Doncic. He was literally the best player in Europe last year...at 19. 

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an ineffable and inexplicably secret fondness for the Slovenian.

Then he should refuse delivery. 

Then he should refuse delivery.