Traditional stats don’t take into account felonious acts per 36 like advanced stats do.

He should take on Tommy Lee’s son next.

J.J. Hickson career earnings: $27,153,724.00

Brings his steals total to 100,274. Take that, John Stockton.

I’ve always said, Jordan was the best because he made everyone around him better.

Weird. He only averaged .5 steals a game.

You can’t really be that surprised when someone with his background turns to a life of crime, with all he’s been through. I think most people would end up similar or worse if they had to play for the Cavs, Wizards, AND Kings.

MJ’s Power Forward solved the North Korea crisis

So many weird things about this story:
1) There was $100,000 just lying around in that house.
2) There’s a Lebanese basketball team called “Champville SC.”
3) The Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

I’d google it but I’m at work.

Has to opt in or out of his player option by June 29. Cavs probably can’t make any major moves until then, unless they are sure he leaves and/or have decided to build regardless of what he does.

I have it on good authority that he plans on signing a rotating series of ten-day contracts with various teams during the season, then deciding who to commit to by the trade deadline. LeBron is a transformative athlete looking to disrupt the paradigm.

• Mookie Blaylock’s greatest impact by far was having Pearl Jam name their debut album for his jersey number.
  

Joke’s on you — There are no such things as Superfund cleanup sites anymore under Scott Pruitt. Cleveland is just a normal toxic wasteland.

OOOF. I just looked up that draft and you’re not kidding. You also have Sean Elliot and Nick Anderson as reliable rotation guys (taken at 3 and 11, mind you) and garbage the rest of the way down. When Todd Lichti is going 15, you know your draft sucks.

Sean Elliott had a pretty solid career with the Spurs.

Armin makes a good point! He gets it!

Terry Pluto isn’t even a planet anymore, so how can we trust him?

LeBron: [looks at picture, thinks about having to carry Kawhi in addition to the rest of the team, leaves]

Me just want to reaffirm that relationship me have with Elmo strictly professional, and nothing untoward happen on set of Furchester Hotel, despite unsavory rumors you may have heard.