That transcript reads like the voicemail track at the end of a rap album.

First thing I noticed was "bruh" and I giggled.

+1 man that's polite, listens and takes advice

I was gonna go the:

I grew up playing baseball. It's always been my sport. I lived and breathed it. As I've gotten older, I don't really watch anymore. Don't really care all that much anymore (about any sports for that matter). But this -- this made me cry. Moments like these are why these sports are still special. Just unbelievable.

Waiting to see what Cliff thinks about this one...

Saw the image and thought for sure one dude was just not wearing his t-shirt underneath. Glad to see it was the whole team. I fully support baseball tanks.

+1 mailboxes etc.

+1 shallow

Didn't hear much about him until I moved to KY and then it was constantly that people mentioned him. Only got to see highlights after the fact, but he was a treat to watch. People love him down here.

+1 Bort license plate

+all the meats

This is the most enjoyable read I’ve had in a while — thanks, Nate.

+1 Bill Wennington

+1 Bol'ing Stone

Came to the comments for Tampontreal discussion. Was a little disappointed I had to scroll this far to get to it.

Horace Grant

Go on...