Yeah, he doesn’t meet him; that was him envisioning General Disarray as Bart (and later sees the other characters Simpson-ized, too). IIRC, its only the 2nd episode with Professor Chaos.

Thats actually the name of the episode lol

Anything to get to first base

+1 spoon when all you need is a blocking foul

I flipped the bird to an ump when I was 14 and walked off the field before he could toss me.

I laughed way too hard at this.

He ain’t gonna be able to run up and down the court...

My thought as well — weighing in in underwear then later in soaking wet clothes or in dress clothes after your shower and a meal.

+1 Captain Insane-O powerbomb

lol’d

You’re thinking of Bill Brasky.

Follow the money — you’ll see the guy yelling Rory’s wife’s name received payment from Tiger.

+1 wooden hand

+1 crow bar

+99 problems and double negatives ain’t not one

Parking crooked/hanging over a line/etc — yeah, they parked poorly, but don’t touch their car.

As a Buffalo sports fan fan, I’m disappointed at the lack of powerbombs, broken tables, and sexual shenanigans in the parking lot.

Throwing ‘bos. Definitely listened to Luda pre-game.