In Soviet Russia, badger mauls YOU!

+1 stolen lunch

I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

I’m in for the viking funeral

Yet again, no invite for Eli...

Its like an orangutan meets a werewolf

Albert, this may be my favorite post of all time. Not only because birds are awesome, but also because of the style you chose. Coincidentally, I just put out my bird feeder today, despite the fact that the high didn’t reach 40 today, because there were birds in my yard and their presence obviously meant they were…

+1 Feast of Alvis

+1 ruff

We need a mathematic formula that lets us know how many IQ points are dropped per concussion. Follow the numbers and you can dumb down all the players you want!

+1 climactic finish

Let’s see if it pays off, Cotton!

All I could think of when seeing the BR post:

I mean, this has to happen now, right?

I had to go back and re-read the OP and make sure I didn’t miss a hand joke. Surely he would have made one. Nope.

It was 3 techs to 1, right? Maybe 1 of those should have actually been called. I don’t think Paul (as much of a dick as I may think he is) deserved his (he didn’t THROW the ball out) and Stevens didn’t either.