This would be amazing.

Most teams call out plays at the top of the key, but that kid only calls for play number 5. Repeatedly hitting his chest and then signalling for the team to run play 5.

+1 tool shed

I only played one year of football and it was 8th grade. I remember people pulling their pants down and rubbing their asses on other people. Thankfully it never happened to me. A neighboring baseball team to the one I played on supposedly made the new members run the based on just a jockstrap at night. I would wager…

+1 beet

+1 bill turned into law

I’m 32 and my buddy just got dogged by his wife for buying another pair of shoes. We live like 6 hours apart now, so I’m not sure what he did, but in college he had just about every pair of Jordan’s in addition to tons of others. All just for casual wear.

The Human Fund?

He did the same thing to his second born son.

Not without a solid nickname like T Bone...

That and people overlooking/failing to consider the nutrition aspect — what you eat (more importantly, how much) and where it is in relation to your caloric expenditure and maintenance levels (over, under, or even).

Usually true in marriage, as well.

+1 sexually suggestive away message

Idiot. Everyone knows you just go HDMI.

I look forward to the Bengals and Steelers playing 8 on 6 by the 4th quarter, next year.

I recently joined a fire department. To top it off, I came from working at a university (admin side).

I only played one year of football — 8th grade. Mom wouldn’t let me play before that and at my size, I ended up being an offensive tackle and pretty good, but I found it boring and I wasn’t aggressive enough to be great on defense.

Cross dressing is funnier than old Mike Meyers bits. Don’t lump that in there!

+1 bridge

+1 zipper unzipped