Umpires are really embracing the snowflake label — no 2 strike zones are exactly the same.

All I could think of:

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The addendum of “also, I’m Richie Incognito” absolutely makes this. I’m dying.

I initially read the headline as Cubs’ Four Outfielder Shit and laughed really hard.

Thanks for sharing this, Tom. Just hopped on to skim headlines real quick for the day and glad I clicked on this one. Nothing dramatic about that moment, but man was that just about perfect.

And several “accidental” nut-shots.

This deserves more stars.

They never moved! FAKE NEWS! SAD.

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And after so many fantasy drafts already took place...tsk, tsk, tsk...

Balderdash! He’s no Boogati Kasino!

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Can confirm

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This is the kind of language that got Rafi and Dirty Randy into some real trouble...

In Kyrie’s world, he needs to make money fast because once you reach that point, there is a very steep drop off.

Perhaps he had just watched Hot Rod and was feeling inspired.