Yeahhhh I think it has more to do with the fact that she’s so teensy and that pool is so enormous. And that she is a national treasure and honestly? I need a wholesome story like this. Please just let me have one nice thing without trying to twist it into “how will the short little black lady swim”—the fact that you…

Pretty sure this article is in the same vein as the RBG articles, and not meant to be taken seriously at all, and has nothing to do with Biles being black, more to do with her being an irreplaceable national treasure that must be protected at all costs. 

Her flip turns are going to be EPIC.

I spent the majority of my life living near a couple of the richest zip codes in the country. Rich people style comes in a few flavors:

Emirs have large families?

Since it’s running on newer revisions of CryEngine, then it’s already going to take much better advantage of multi-core CPUs than Crysis did; Crysis 3 was one of the games that showed a massive win for Ryzen 6 and 8-core CPUs over their quad-core Intel counterparts back in 2017, even with a fairly substantial…

LOL that ending.

Cool, but what advantages does this Wrangler have over, say, a train? Which I could also afford.

Unless new regs somehow catch Mercedes out.  It is unlikely but possible.

Bottas is the perfect driver to pad constructor points without crashing out the primary driver on the track.

I agree. Hamilton, Verstappen, and LeClerc (in that order) are my top choices for best drivers in the world right now.

He has had his fair share of times being an annoying little turd, but I think that Verstappen in a comparable car would genuinely challenge Hamilton. It will be interesting to see what Newey cooks up for the new regulations, because the confluence of a new aerodynamic concept and the cost cap for 2021 put Red Bull in…

No-one is as good as Hamilton, and no-one has been for years. Bottas is a fine driver, and is having a very good career. No-one will beat Hamilton for the foreseeable future; Not Bottas, not Verstappen, not LeClerc, not anyone driving an F1 car. No crime. But when they line up on sunday, everyone thinks they have…

Needs one more option: Boy Racer Delete Kit; -$1,395

Seriously, the number of prompts you have to go through to get to a friend’s island is nuts, and many of them could easily be put on the same menu as the previous one. Even worse, you’re 90% there but then pick the wrong option and have to do it over again... ugh!

Counterargument 1: There’s no point in gameplay if players tune out of it.

I really cannot believe 20+ years into this franchise that some of this stuff still isn’t in the series. Like sharps and flats in the town theme. WTF.

Man... these videos are so well done but they just make me sad seeing a way more enjoyable game than what we have. I’m sure most of this isn’t something Nintendo can just throw together... but it’d be nice if they committed to making, like, any of these changes.

It’s a good thing Fall Guys isn’t couch co-op.  Things like that are a recipe for murder.

I like perfect match. Is it as much fun as crashing through walls and getting flung around in the race rounds? Nah, but it embodies so much of what makes the game fun. Since we’re only really playing against ourselves and not running about, we get to: