An X5 will never, ever, ever be as cool as an E34 wagon.

Yeah... good call. Though, it could have been made sense if there was a running gag where where everyone made fun of him for driving a Neon.

How’s the road noise and ride quality?

‘01 Tiburon was my first car in high school in the mid aughts. I remember the Tibby fondly. Never blew up for like 10 years of minimal maintenance, and plus it was the only vaguely cool thing about me at that age.

I also put like 100k miles on mine with, let’s just say, extremely minimal maintenance. Maybe it was the simplicity of the car but it never gave me any trouble. 

NP I guess, I don’t know. I’ll take everyone else’s word for it that that’s how much these go for.

When did Jalopnik commenters become so pedantic? It’s an old camera, people, move on.

I think you guys are severely overestimating the athletic ability of these dudes. no way can Matt Ryan dunk.

I was so sad when this didn’t work. I wanted it to work so bad. Garlic prep is the bane of my existence.

Yuppp. Can’t wait for this. 

It sure seems like you didn’t read the article. Just read the headline and dove right in. 

The new GLI is the first thing that popped into my head after reading the headline and I’m glad someone picked it.

Simple thing: people want to be tall on the road, especially women. I get the appeal.

I enjoy the Ringer and I trust their writers enough not to let sponsors interfere with their writing.

Hey! we got the Astros guy, you can’t make fun of us anymore! Well, for the analytics part at least. 

The standard CLA ride is already so harsh, can’t even imagine a pothole in this.

How could you regulate e-cigs more harshly than normal cigs? (for the record I support pretty lax regulation on both)

I don’t WANT ownership. I don’t want to be responsible for it. I just want something to get me from point A to point B. That’s the whole point. 

I really, strongly disagree with this representation of what he said.

Seriously. I am very disappointed with this lot.