Eh, I’m looking at that interior and I dunno. I’d have to see it up close but I’m thinking CP now. 

Fuck it, that thing’s cool. Try to bump it down a few hundred but that’d be fun to roll in for a while. 

How’s the ride quality and how’s the cabin noise?

I relate to watching your old man profanely battle the furnace on a deep level.

Wow, that center stack is straight out of 1997. Cool car.

Some RR exec just had a stroke reading this comment. 

I’ve bought one brand new in 2012 and it’s stayed remarkably healthy. Second Hyundai I’ve owned. These things run forever. 

I’ve owned one for six years now and it’s absolutely not a shitbox. 

Huh, always thought the movie was based on the GBA game. 

You do you, but for the record I like “boring” new car coverage. I like things like debating whether the latest Buick wagon will successfully steer people away from crossovers, scoring the heated competition for best mid-size family car, and arguing about Porsche’s absurd and dumb way of taking 911 option packages and…

Came here to post this. It’s just so incredibly elegant. 

Came here to post this. It’s just so incredibly elegant. 

Do you drive or commute or clean or take showers? If you do any of those things try listening to a podcast with it. 

It wasn’t as utterly compelling as Season 1 (literally, what is?) but it’s definitely far more important. I wish more people had stuck with it. Most people I know got bored and dropped off. 

Before I knew what they were I remember one showing up as my Uber. “Wow, a C-class Uber!” I thought.

I get it. I can parallel park almost with my eyes closed unless I have a bunch of people watching me. Then I choke and have to retry it three times.

As a Ravens fan... offense was always that thing *other* teams did. It truly is a new feeling.

Cool, so even if you put $20k down you’re still looking at an $800 monthly payment. This might as well be a Ferrari to most people. My interest has officially waned. 

Tune-Yards came to the free outdoor concert my city does monthly, and she was awesome. A lot of the crowd had already disbursed due to earlier rain but she came out and still put on a hell of a show even though she had a show with David Byrne the next damn day.

I’m so sorry. Mario Party is fine. Fun, even. But it is not even close to Smash. 

Seriously. Why have a Deadspin Awards if you’re not gonna, ya know, tell anyone what happened?