People are OK though. I did claims in Philly once.... now there is a city that a) sucks physically and b) has terrible people.

This thing is so sexy, I’m going to have to have a hearing before the Senate.

mmmmmmMMMMMMM

This needs more stars.

In an era of the Japanese building their unbreakable engine, some engineer was hit by a bus and an accountant decided on plastic timing chain guides....

I prefer cauliflower “rice” over actual rice most of the time (I still use rice or quinoa depending on the dish, like stir fry, for example), but mine isn’t exactly a “healthy” replacement since it make it with approximately 37 lbs of butter and Parmesan.

Team Cauliflower Rice over here. I make it as a side for most things and have found I MUCH prefer a veggie side over a starch. If it’s a rice-centric dish, like fried rice, I’ll clearly go for the real thing, but if it’s just a side, cauli rice every time. I feel much less bloat-y full, and much more satiated.

My…

You could be with your friends in a loud bar watching a game and have one ear piece in for important calls

Or for day drinking in a bar with no sound and watching Sally Jessy
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“So you ate your crackers and nothing else?” I say as I do the daily lunchbox inspection

Who the hell is home at 3 pm to feed their kids? Everyone needs at least two jobs these days.

Life has a 100% mortality rate either way.

Definitely a line to be walked. Pay too little attention it’s easy to wind up not fitting your pants anymore, pay too much attention and you can drive yourself crazy.

This honestly happens to me any time I try any sort of restrictive diet. I get very obsessive and start worrying about whether a banana is “medium” or “large,” etc.

That’s the real trick, here. The bar is raised. He was a sexist pig in an era where being a sexist pig wasn’t really something you called out. Nobody told you you shouldn’t think that way. It was even encouraged. Do we hold our founding fathers responsible for their slave ownership? It’s easy to say they should have…

People pick and choose what to be outraged about all the time.

I agree that this isn’t the year, but we can’t whitewash him out of the history of video games. I know it’s hard to have nuanced discussions about these things, but we can’t really have a society where everyone is judged by the worst thing they have ever done. People are good and bad, people learn, people make…

“She will probably be more thankful for the $4 than I will miss it” is a fantastic guiding principle.

I usually tip 10 percent on takeout orders. Last night, for example, our order was about $40 and I left $4. Was $4 “overpaying” for the 2-3 minutes that the person took to bag up my order and ring me out? Well, probably, but between the two of us I figure she will probably be more thankful for the $4 than I will miss…