Dude, I think that's a Lambo... Oh, yeah, it's not.

I laughed way harder than I should have at that.

The first time I attempted drum brakes, I nearly put my eye out with a pair of needle nose vice grips. I didn't really know what I was doing and was trying to get the spring back on when they slipped off and the direction of force landed the point right between my eyes. I still have a scar. TL;DR, use the right tools…

When I bought my Chevy 2500HD, I asked the salesman if he knew of any places nearby where I could test the 4 wheel drive. He said he didn't think it would be a good idea to do that and I stated that I merely wished to test all of the vehicles features. He still looked at me like I had 3 heads.

Really? I have been to SLC once for 2 weeks back in ‘04 before smart phones and GPS were as prevalent as they are today and I thought it was super easy to get around in.

We have Netflix, Hulu and Amazon Prime on 3 TV’s via either a Roku or an Apple TV (except for one TV where the Apple TV fried after lightening struck a transformer nearby). We are now 3 months into our cord cutting saving about $75 a month (we already had Amazon Prime and Netflix, just added Hulu). We don't miss it…

10k limit for a student?!? Holy cow! I got a Discover when I was 20 and it only had like a 3k limit. I still have that card 17 years later and the limit is only like $6400. I only have one other CC and it's a Cap 1 Rewards card (the one that Sam Jackson hawks on TV) and it are with a 10k limit. I have never gotten…

My wife took her ‘98 Civic to one of those quick lube places for an oil change. After they had the car in the bay, they came in and tried to upsell an automatic transmission flush. She asked them how they intended to do that on a manual transmission car.

Would have been totally meta if the radio announced this accident after seeing the actual accident.

Kroger often times offers 4x the fuel points when you purchase gift cards. This helped us save boat load in fuel at Kroger for our Christmas shopping. We figured out what we were going to get everybody, went to Kroger and picked up Amazon gift cards and used those to make the purchases. We racked up near the max $2…

This is what I left my wedding in.

Went on a date once with a lady I met online. Had dinner and then went to a movie. Music and Lyrics. 15 minutes in, she excuses herself to go to the bathroom. I get a text 5 minutes later saying she didn’t feel well and was heading home. I immediately got up and left. That movie is awful. I would have rather preferred…

I wanted to remove the door trim off my 2006 Chevy Silverado. They were stuck on at the factory with double sided tape. Well, in the years that I have had it, my wife had gotten into an accident with it. The shop that did the work, glued the trim back on with some sort of silicone goop that I as able to get off, but…

I find myself in this boat right now. Coming from a Jetta TDi, I have already looked at one of the cars you mentioned, the Subaru Outback. I like it overall but will miss my manual, my power and my fuel economy. I have found that I really like EyeSight, though. I have also considered a new Golf R. They are a crap load…

We just saw one of those. The wife followed us around and gave us the grand tour. The husband just sat in a recliner in the living room. I didn't get to see the living room because it felt awkward with him there. The wife didn't like it when we questioned why there was no door between the garage and the house even…

But.. but.. but.. but it’s got the word “realities” right in the title! It's gotta be real!

Yup. Changed the trains fluid in my 2003 Ford Ranger. Only way to do it was to drop the pan. I got it done but it made a hell of a mess, even though I thought I was ready for it. I’m glad I did it, but I never changed it again.

Combine harvester demolition derby does exist.

A star for you, good sir!

There are so many things they could do with these bikes that would do more good than what they are going to do. Hell, donate them to a learn to ride program if they aren't crazy tuned or high horsepower for new riders to learn how to ride on.