Stop! My penis can only get so erect!

I’ve had an iPad mini for a couple years now. More than once someone has asked me if it was my phone. I usually say “sure is!” And then pretend to make a phone call.

Our cat steals my wife's hair ties as well. We usually find them under furniture when we clean. Which, we don't clean under the furniture as often as we should.

We did this at our wedding. Makes cleanup a breeze! People did draw and doodle well wishes on the paper but unfortunately, our friends and family that helped clean up was a bit too efficient and it was all tossed. It’s unfortunate, but the doodles were unexpected and I was very grateful for the cleanup help, so I…

Topeka to Kansas City. To give you an idea, I can do it in about an hour and 5 minutes, so it's not too bad. And due to the job, I only really have to do it once a day (locomotive engineer. Works from KC to outlying point, lays over and comes back the next day).

An extended warranty would be great... except. Mines an ‘09. It already has nearly 97,000 miles on it. Extending the original warranty out to 100k might last me until the end of the year. Now, if they did another 100k from the day of the fix, that would probably do it. I love my car. I got the 6MT, so I still think…

I can’t remember where I was at, but I personally witnessed someone preparing food on a line right in front of customers (think Chipotle, but it wasn't) wearing gloves, jump over to the register, ring out a customer and HANDLE MONEY before immediately jumping back on the food line. All while wearing the same pair of…

I did that once. Bought a ‘79 Jeep CJ-7 that had been wrecked. Vehicle was not currently driveable. In order to get the title in my name, I had to register it. In order to register it, I had to insure it. So, I got a policy, registered it, and got the title. Then, I canceled the insurance. I never got the Jeep…

Totally agree on batteries. I mean, they are super easy to change, but unless you bought one at a Walmart without a tire and lube center, everywhere installs them for you for free. The last time I bought new batteries from a battery dealer for my Silverado diesel (2 battery setup), I even got a stern lecture on why I…

What’s scary is tooling down the interstate at night at 70+ and you look over at something that has caught your eye and see a deer standing on the concrete shoulder as you wiz by, inches away.

Edd has used it on several cars that have come through the Wheeler Dealer shop. He makes it look very easy, so it's probably really hard.

My employer has an occupational nurse on staff and provides free flu shots to all employees wishing to get one.

I once laid a Case 580SL backhoe on its side. Not a super easy location to extract it from. The bill for that tow was $250.

Welding is quite fun! I bought a 110 volt Miller MIG welder about 10 years ago and used it quite a bit. It doesn't get as much use these days. I really should pull it back out and do some practicing. I then learned how to arc weld and I found it actually easy to learn and do. I really want to learn how to TIG weld but…

My 2009 Jetta is doing that.

I can’t say how other places do it, but the only EV public charging point I’ve seen was at an Arby’s and the spots were the farthest away from the door. Granted, it is in Topeka, KS and I have only seen one Tesla in the wild and not once even seen a car parked in the EV charging spots, electric or otherwise.

I can see doing something like this. The difference between me and these yahoos is that first of all, I would be smart enough to film in landscape, and second, I'd do this in a large open field with a long set of wires running to the bag to set it off.

Yup. I had to tackle the infamous “pump rub” problem on my ‘06 Chevy 2500HD with the truck sitting on its wheels in my driveway. I was able to wrestle out the transfer case and put it back in in under 10 hours over 2 days working by myself. Luckily, it was nice weather on a concrete driveway. It would have been so…

I'd like to find a full face helmet but I have yet been able to find one. I got a giant head. Like really big. My fitted hat size is just over a size 8. I can't buy online and I haven't found any that fit at any local stores, so I get by with the only one I've found to fit decently.

I'm well past any warranty that I ever had, so delete and tune would definitely be an option. I bought the car because I wanted fuel economy and also because I liked the fact that both my vehicles burned diesel. I have been thinking about trading for the new Golf Sportwagen Alltrack when it comes out but this whole…