Man this baby must corner like it’s on rails.

Since when was Porky Pig that fat and Axl Rose that thin?

I hear Character Actress Margo Martindale has been committing various felonies the past few years.

Texas.

Fucking dirt worshiping cocksuckers. Better than getting traded to the Yankton Snatches though.

Holy fucking shit.

Other than “juvenile delinquency” and “early behavior problems”, the list exactly matches our pathologically lying, racist, dictator-groveling president. As if that outcome is any surprise.

A lot of factors combined here.

Not participating in social media at all seems like the best thing to do these days.

Don’t be so crabby about it...

Ezekiel Elliot is a star player on the NFL’s most marketable franchise, one with the most powerful owner.

Yeah, I saw SAC before the original ghost in the shell movie, and I think that kind of ruined the movie for me - SAC was so much more visually appealing, if nothing else.

Now that you’re an adult, go back and give it another shot.

Let’s consider Mary: who begins working at 25 years old, earns $60,000/year to start [and] gets a 2% raise every year.

My theory: Thanos didn’t kill half the inhabitants of the Universe; he split the Universe into two parallel universes with half the population on each side. Thus, he didn’t really kill anyone at the end, but the inhabitants of both sides will think he did. This accomplishes his goal of matching population to resources.

I grew up being told that Wilt Chamberlain or Bill Russell was the best basketball player who ever lived. Eventually the people making the argument died or gave up, and people like me declared Michael Jordan the best basketball player who ever lived.

Any milkshake recipes?

Bucees started out okay. Now they’re the epitome of American over indulgence and I do not support them.

Bucees started out okay. Now they’re the epitome of American over indulgence and I do not support them.

I am going to be that guy- This has nothing to do with the First Amendment. She is free to say Trump is a racist. And ESPN, a private company, is free to fire her/punish her/do nothing to her if it feels like it.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.