Why are all republicans so much more obnoxious than the rest? Everyone in the RNC disgusts me for supporting Moore.

What consist of the 5% that’s not kosher?

Much like the Espanol people, the ching chong people, and the derpa derpa people, we as minorities must stand in solidarity.

Looks like he was riding it like a bull. FYI: bull is what i bang once every two weeks.

You have to stop comparing animals with animal instincts to humans. Our answer shouldn’t be just kill it because it chooses to do what we don’t understand. For once, the cops did the right thing by showing restraint. If only these cops would do the same with people.

My dog is better than you in every way possible.

Why convertible for the winter?

That “red head” has a name you pig.

Detroit can’t do anything right.

Trump has set the bar so low, if the next president routinely has sex with a live pig, I would just shrug it off. 

Complimented by Trump’s micro peen... Way to start the week!

This kid was so good on Arrested Development.

Let me explain to you what mansplaining is...

Judging by Lauer’s hands he’s screaming arrest me.

This is the only snitching I approve.

I didn’t know Jim Nabors was gay until my developer told me he used to hit on him in Hawaii. I was surprise surprised.

You can tell he’s not that bright for selling a GT. I don’t care how broke you are, that’s the car you keep.

How does he have money for this?

Unfortunately, yes. When I was 13.