Too late. I cried.

Can we talk about the big, giant set of balls Sarah Sanders has for her comparison comment?

Trump is right. We need someone who is STRONG on crime. Someone who has actually committed a crime like Roy. Fucking turds.

Uber is a fuck boy company.

Hustlin’ comes in many forms.

So that’s where Thanksgivings comes from.I wonder if she’s next in line because watching her lips moves just ruined tomorrow for me.

“You’re not dead until the coroner says so.” :( 

That’s one way to keep people out of South Dakota, but no one lives there to realize the law so...

My ex-girlfriend weighs about the same and I too have her in my hatch.

Seriously tho fuck Troy Nehls.

You can slowly crawl back into Hollywood, but I will never see another Mel movie again. Anti-semitic comments are a no go you bozo.

I forced myself to watch The Punisher on netflix and it was one of the most disappointing shows this year. The Punisher is a big baby that makes house calls to someone’s wife and kids. He also has a weird gay encounter with his partner and makes a Vietnamese fermented rice dish. What a super sweet bro!

That pilot deserves an Air Medal.

Hey now... Hank.

Jesus Christ it crushed my soul. You bake cookies not zucchini. Fuck this world.

When is this show on? For some reason it’s not recording after the first episode on my DVR.

It’s not actually going to run on Dyson vacuum engines, Torch you silly goofball.

$50k Kia? I’m feeling the stinger in my ass.

I’m thrilled all of those things are going away. I actually enjoy celebs coming on the show talking about their cars. I wish insurance would allow celebs to track actual cars instead of some reasonably priced turds.

I wish all streamers would stop saying “hey guys” in every start of their videos.