He was terrible and hated all the good cars.

Unless you’re a serial killer. Mind Hunters stream on Netflix now!

Fuck the cops. What did this guy do? Listen to the way the cop speaks to the driver.

All of these ugly-ass cars are making me sick.

I was 9 when I took my dad’s old Lincoln Continental with the headlight doors. Driving on his lap was really boring and gay., so I stole his keys and drove it to the old Shea stadium parking lot in Flushing and taught myself how to reverse park and do a shitty reverse 180 turns like in the movies. When I got home, I…

Was it because he was from Arizona?

Angelic? Smooth Viper? These are the nicknames of gay porn villains.

Will the game have any racist rant easter eggs from Felix?

They captured the way New Yorkers dress so accurately like 1930's mobsters.

The worst is when BERBRBBBRBBABRBABRBRBABRBABRBRABB is mixed with whatever loud garbage music they blast through their speakers.  

Hey neighbor!

There is no god. What god would allow this? I wish all of these mental fucks suffer a slow, agonizing death.

My god she’s so adorable! Everyone should react that way about a negative comment. It’s perfect!

What the hell is Gawker? Too soon?

Detroit become Human sounds awful.

An 85 Peugeot 505 imported. I think my pops got this from a police auction during the French Connection days.

Trash fans.

If it doesn’t have zombie cares on the moon, it’s NOT a car flick.

I lost my zombie sister to a careless drunk driver and this is fucking offensive to me.

Engrish.