She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Very disrespectful to the military.

Was the windshield tinted black?

Nope, they’re both openly racist. One also happened to have the email thing. Our third choice has the sociopolitical worldview of “BioShock”, and our fourth choice is a science-denying pollyanna. Guess I’m voting for the guy with the boot on his head.

Good thing you’re around to explain which politicians he’s allowed to think don’t care about black people and which ones do

Or maybe it means the central concept is flawed from the start!

Hockey players are bitches

🔥Most underrated athlete this decade🔥

Get off your high horse you pretentious fuck.

We call that Minnesota Heaven.

No. Not even close. Jordan, apart from being one of the best scorers in NBA history, is far and away the best defender of the all-time great scorers. He’s up there with the greatest defenders of all time. Rings and records aside, it is Jordan’s defense that sets him apart from all other contenders to that title.

Man ‘09 feels like forever ago. I kinda just figured they’d be winning every other year at that point and I bet I typed that in some text messages on my flip phone. Then I went outside and was fast and could jump. The good ol’ days...

Haha, everyone knows the best sports city is Des Moines

Good Doctor (who I’m sure is not a footie star), The YES Movement will never be outdated, because it will never die!

Best sports city in the world. Fuck all of you.

I am giving the 1985 Georgetown Hoyas the National Championship that Villanova won. A few reasons behind my choice

That’s the smell of the world burning.

Peeps got jokes.