It's not on Microsoft. Patriots just hacked the wrong sidelines this week.

“I know right?!”

Anyone else just impressed how his phone battery lasted that long?

There were eight CIN coaches on the field at the same time as Porter, but somehow that never gets mentioned.

Should also be noted that the Steelers control their own destiny in that if the Jets, Chiefs and Steelers win out, the Steelers and Chiefs make it in because of common opponents.

Calling anything “Donald Trump level bullshit” is a serious claim sir!

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT PATRIOTS FANS WILL SAY

DINGDINGDINGDING

I want to punch all of you in the dick for posting that Joe Buck video on Facebook.

So no Starkiller? =(

WHY ARE WE SHARING THIS PHOTO

Did it ever come back? And did you tell it that you knew it wasn’t your mother?

this. wins.

You’re a horrible person.

Yes, but not a Trekky. My father grew me up on the original series and movies but I never really got into the next generation and the other shows. Watched a few episodes but they didn’t stick with me as much.

I’m always surprised to hear that many people didn’t enjoy ID. I thought it was fun to watch.

LIES.

Remember when you played high school football and your coach told you to play to the whistle no matter what?

Start the kid at Texas A&M so the media can have another asshole midget quarterback to focus on.