I’m all down for fun and games ...

It’s already a thing. You are too late.

I was disappointed to see that this wasn’t actually Lil’ Kim.

Could you explain what substantial part of the CBA was violated? This has all been pretty standard for what we should expect from the NFL and under the current CBA. While the NFL can’t do whatever it wants as discipline (like cutting off Brady’s thumbs or forcing Johnny Manziel to fight Rhonda Rousey) TheJerkStore’s…

Soooo ...

Some scary movies I can laugh at but for some reason every time I saw a scare coming I was like (shit no no no no).

I’ve been to a lot of horror movies but only It Follows still has me making sure there’s two exits wherever I go. I hate that movie but I enjoyed it a ton.

Do coaches have the same requirements of being from a country that a player has or can they shop around?

One of the biggest things holding it back is which athletes aren’t going into soccer. Imagine a team of the super NFL/NBA-elite athletes training their whole lives and then competing in the World Cup on USA’s behalf. A collection of explosive all-world athletes like Allen Iverson, Deion Sanders, etc. could have…

WELL I’M DONE TODAY.

Not saying that soccer fans don’t exist, as we’ve known that for several years now. But even these other games look like big international rivalries, nation vs. nation matchups that usually wouldn’t happen here, all being easily huge pulls in a country where sports are a big deal in general.

This is a game between two of the greatest clubs in all the world that are 60 year old international rivals, yes? I’m not even a soccer fan myself but seeing something like that would be cool to watch if I could get to it. Wouldn’t really care much for the game but instead want to see what that environment is like.

You have to work really hard to make me not like a movie that has Laurence Fishbourne in it.

I got a little rubber ducky with a pirate hat once. Would that do?

So what about John Thompson’s major endorsement of Iverson’s hard work ethic and how the whole “practice” thing was way overblown?

As a Pens fan, kudos, but:

If this is what it takes to be an attorney that represents billion-dollar entertainment organizations ... I’m in the wrong business.

All the Andrew Garfield Spidermans. People told me “GOSEEITITSSOMUCHBETTERTHANTHEOLDONES”

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This.