I’m sure this article will leave Haslam steamed over the coverage. (Media intern searches for Cleveland Steamer, as potential brand idea, sees nothing wrong with the results.)

Ride or Die.

This was my favorite moment as a Bruins STH. Ha!

Bruins STH holder here. I see this argument a lot about the Chiarelli Bruins, and while there is some truth, it’s not as simple.

Has anyone on The Takeout even seen a chicken?

I believe the mics are cut off with 15 seconds left on the play clock.

The only problem is Romo is in the booth reading the field seconds before the snap, just like he tried to do as a player, only from a far supierior angle. If he were a coordinator he’d not be able to communicate any of this to the players in time to effect the outcome.

Belichick has been advocating for years that the scope of reviews should be expanded to include penalties.

Rhode Island would finally live up to its name in this scenario. 

They did that in 2004. The Red Sox World Series win was sandwiched between Super Bowl XXXVIII and XXXIX. 

That’s an odd take.

Fletcher was unable to mohel the Saint’s plan.

Is he from the Newport Poorbum Conspicuouses, or the Sag Harbor Poorbum Conspicuouses?

Never good to come off half-Coxed. Full Cox or burst.

Behold the duck.
It does not cluck.
A cluck it lacks.
It quacks.
It is specially fond
Of a puddle or pond.
When it dines or sups,
It bottoms ups

The siren/locker room question is weird and seems out of place, given the different tolerance for non-sexualized nudity in European and German culture. Most of the mineral water baths (“bad”) in Germany are co-ed, and are generally all nude. People frequently sunbathe nude in public parks ( a fact I learned on an eye…

Memento Mori

The only America’s Team is The Nashville Predators. It is known. 

Excuse to post one of my favorite Simpsons clips.

Jesus died so I could do this.