“I’m too tired to keep doing this.”

Since I was looking at my phone dreaming of a smoked meat sandwich, I didn’t see it. But my friend described it as the guy striking it on the match book, the lit match arching through the air, leaving a trail of smoke, but going out before it reached me.

I was leaving a Bruins-Canadiens game in Montreal once, when a drunk Montreal fan threw a lit match at me. The game was over. Montreal had won. I was on my phone looking to see if Reubens was still open, and didn’t even notice. My best friend goes, “Some guy just threw a lit match at you and was swearing in French.” I…

Lars Eller is the first Dane to win the Stanley Cup. He pointed out to the Bruins bench that the Capitol One Arena nee Verizon Center nee MCI Center, was “Aarhaus”, but Marchand wasn’t Copenhaven any of it, took great Odense, and nearly Roskilde him. 

Zdeno Chara is a hideous ogre, yet kind to pigeons, small children, and pretty much every human being who has ever met him. (Off the ice of course)

Elway needs to calm down. Yes, the refs should have called delay of game. 

He just doesn’t want to fly over Canada. 

Wade Boggs* would eat chicken before every game (thus why his twitter handle is Chickenman3010). He played 2439 games. You do the math.

*If I type Wade Boggs Carpet World 5 times, I get paid a promotional fee.

Chris needs a snickers. #GreatGooglyMoogly

“A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“If Emerson was so smart why is he dead?” - Khrys Davis (I imagine)

Helmet on Helmet beef. This is the best kind. After Korean. 

At the time, who would have bet the guy making the tackle would be the one going into the Hall of Fame, eventually.

I had not seen that, but everyone should love tits!

I was discussing that with a friend who just finished Cheers, and we both agreed. What else could have happened between them? Heck, they already had introduced the love triangle character in Frasier, and he was still hanging around the bar and had become a character (rather than plot device) in his own right. So you…

That’s one heck of a PIVOT in the story arc. 

See this is why the Titans should be referred to only as “The Tits.” That way everyone could reply to you, “BUT I LOVE THE TITS.” 

AbeVigoda’s Nosehair needs to simmah down, lest he suffer the fate of his namesake.

As a Patriots fan, obviously the two SB winning kicks, and the tying kick against Oakland will always be the top Vinatieri memories...but close is Adam Vinatieri, Football Player, running down Hershel Walker.

I remember during the Olympics in Vancouver, watching one of the round robin hockey games. The announcers were BBC announcers, and it basically just sounded like Monty Python’s German Philosophers Soccer sketch. It was brilliant.

I’ve mentioned this a few times, but Spanish language is the way to go, especially if you don’t understand spoken Spanish.