All it needs is the Goofy falling down sound, and this is absolutely perfect.

As a Bostonian, that episode was great with references. But what elevated it for me was the Periodic Table of Cheers in the classroom. (Since the Simpsons is part of the Cheers family due to the late Sam Simon) Anything that reminds me of Coach Ernie Pantuso always causes feels.

I do the drive every couple of years from New England to Mississippi. When we pass through Knoxville, whomever says “Sunsphere” first has to be corrected, ‘You mean Wigsphere.”

Agreed. If Texas was a real state, it would have eliminated the Oklahoma panhandle and taken it for itself.

The L shape is great logo synergy

Don’t tell Trump. He’ll be like “If Romney has a state shaped like him, I should have a state shaped like me.”

One of my directors is European and loves to buy gifts for Christmas for her direct reports. For about five straight years, she bought me different cologne packages you see at Macy’s. I’m allergic to most colognes, and it wasn’t until two years after I had sinus surgery to mitigate the effects of my allergic…

When the borscht is so good, it can’t be beet.

I find when laying on the floor, I can only reach the lower shelf stuff. I’m fine with that.

Phillies batter in on-deck circle to teammate walking back from the plate:

It’s a different experience for certain. My season tickets are in the balcony, and I enjoy them immensely. However when I go to road games, I usually splurge for lower bowl seats, as close to the ice as I want to pay for, and enjoy those as well. You’re right they aren’t the best for following all the play like seats…

Speak English, you arseholes.

One of my prized possessions is an ashtray from Brooks Robinson’s restaurant, with the old time phone number on it.

Ha! My season tickets are in the last row of the balcony of my NHL team’s arena. That said, after the lockout when the STH population was endangered species sparse, the team gave out something like 21 vouchers for free tickets. Most of the ones I redeemed that season were on the glass. It was cool (though sad, that…

This is a missed opportunity for sports. Offer an “uncensored” audio stream of games as part of subscription practices.

But in our own unique and individual way, we all do the same thing; identifying the subpopulations of the human race who we find attractive and with whom we would like to have sex.

Serious question. Why does sexual behavior between other consenting adults bother you, or even register any response, whatsoever? Sex is simply sex. If someone wants to have sex with thousands of people or one other person in their lifetime, as long as everyone of those thousands of people is willing partner, who…

No one is questioning your right. You are simply being judged in the same manner and with the same intensity that you are using on a fictional character’s behavior. Just as you have every right to offer your opinion of it as “pathetic” everyone who has responded has every right to offer their opinions of you as…

Ha! The few times I remember from my childhood, it was done more out of shock/exclamation, and never at another person. Like “Aww fuck” when she backed into a fire hydrant.