Left exit only, because fucking Connecticut

In addition to that the image is ossified. I’m in my 30s, and when I see someone riding a Harley, all I see some old white dude going through a mid-life crisis, doing Sons of Anarchy Cosplay. I don’t see adventure or freedom, but sadness.

I was on a family summer trip to Seattle in 1994, and we’d gone to the game right before the ceiling tiles fell from the Kingdome. Stuck in traffic on the way out of the lot, we were listening to the M’s postgame in the car. The team was running a series of radio spots. I forget what the theme of the spots was, but…

I think Atlanta will be a test case for that, because that’s basically what Sun Trust did. Put the ballpark out of the downtown core, nearer to the wealthier NW suburbs. I went last season, and while it’s a nice park, it’s generic as fuck. I’m from Boston, and they have a fucking Wahlburgers. I didn’t go all the way…

From what I remember, the data was based on the full season tickets, which I’m sure is probably going to come from the corporate sector like you said. It definitely begs the question of how elastic is demand for corporate accounts based on location. Definitely need more data on that.

DON’T BUY!

Absolutely. A point I meant to mention. I’m sure the pecking order for a team is the corporate interests that buy the luxury suites/boxes, then full season ticket holders in the premium seats, and then down the line. The big money is in the suites, so those have to be close to the business core, or they make no sense.

I was at the Sloan Sports Analytics Conference a few years ago. There was a panel by Ticketmaster on how they use fan data to market ticket packages. The manager of sales for the D-Backs was there at the times, and my rough memory of the numbers was that half of their season tickets were from accounts within 5 miles…

As a bourbon drinker, barrel makers are the heroes we deserve.

Only the vanguard.

He’s the Tom Friedman for the “Guys who Don’t Get Laid”

The politics of failure have failed. It is up to us to make them work again.

It’s one of those weird facts that always startles me is that Skip Bayless is the brother of well renowned Chef Rick Bayless.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Bayless 

We need more font-based jokes. Well done!

I have a ten game ticket package for the Sox. I can’t tell you who won or loss the games I went to last season. I do remember I saw a guy named Brian Johnson pitch a CGSO, which lead to some AC/DC jokes. But that’s about it.

Baseball is reason to go out, hang with your friends, and relax. If they win, woo, if they…

Successive bops on the nose with a rolled up newspaper can add up over time.

I think we’re seeing evidence all ready. Brocaid and a turtleneck? Bad dog.

Decorative pillows are the best for dramatic moments. Remember back in the day when we had phones you had to hang up. Nothing was as dramatic and satisfying as banging down the phone. Now, we don’t do that anymore, so the next best thing is hurling a damn throw pillow across the room during the argument about why…

Wait, this is a thing for stalls? I know it was a thing for urinals. But stalls? This feels like an odd first world problem.

It’s not a serious comment, but based on entirely unscientific data, Caps fans tend to be not in touch with the pre-Ovechkin organization, (except for the playoff futility).

No. I have tickets for next weekend vs. Binghamton. Toronto can have him after that.