She wanted Indiana Jones to get beheaded in Last Crusade.

The Herald is the worst. A family member of mine was killed, and it was briefly a national news story. We got a lot of media requests, and most were kind, respectful, acknowledging the emotional awkwardness. The second question from the Herald reporter was “Was your family member a Red Sox fan?” The Herald can go fuck…

One of my refrains here is the awesomeness of watching the NFL in another language.
- If you don’t speak the other language, the commentary becomes just white noise, allowing you to focus on the game itself.

“SOMEBODY BRING ME SOME HAM!”

When the calendar reminder popped up from my Bruins schedule that Boston was playing Montreal two weekends ago, at the “Videotron Centre” My immediate thought was worry that I had an over due rental.

So is that what was meant by that Laurel Canyon sound?

#daweslife

That’s what you get for accepting Cheeses into your life.

Respectfully disagree.

I thoroughly enjoy the line reading that Lawrence Tierney gives in “The Naked Gun” during the baseball scene. HNone of the YouTube clips capture it, but it’s when Drebin is trying to stall the end of the inning, and calls a pitch right down the pipe a ball. Tierney is the Angels manager and just says “Ball?” The…

Administration in my mind refers to the specific President. Term would refer to the specific years. I could also see “second Bush administration” being problematic (and maybe a bigger grammar nerd can clarify) since are you distinguishing between Bushes or administrations? (Obama’s administration was 2009 to 2017. He…

Second Bush administration. Unless you mean former Cardinals running back Michael Bush’s administration.

IT’S ADAM AND EVE. NOT ADAM AND CHEESE

Thanks to socialism, everyone gets a cut of jersey sales equally.

Count the dicks in the picture!

It’s not a great loss prevention strategy. I think most of us can see the big loophole, especially if you may or may not be friends with the point-of-sale person.

Absolutely. I borrowed it from Comedian Steve Allen.

It’s a perfectly cromulent binge show.

I’ve had a few friends work for professional stadiums, and cup count is definitely the easiest method for measuring units sold. This accounts for spillage.  

While I like “O Canada” (my best friend sings it with a humorous inflection in the refrain. The first “O” is said with a questioning inflection. The second “O” is then said with a realization, like “Ohhh! Canada”) O Canada, feels contrived for me, where as the Star-Spangled Banner feels more philosophical.

Since that…

Taco Tuesdays.