Naming the place Ray Traylor Park would have been fitting.

Meant to add. I’m from Boston. There was a fahking Wahlburgers next door to the ballpahk. And a Yahdhouse. Decent establishments both, but franchises kill individuality and identity.

Was there for the Mets-Braves series in June. I’ve been to 20 of the current ballparks in the league, so I’ve got a good feel for stadiums.

Does he join Tom Brady in the Professional Athletes who are really good, fancy dogs Club?

As a Vonnegut fan, I so wish I had come up with, or had the nickname “Porterhouse 5"

I always felt bad for Eagles fans. Not only did the Eagles lose in a maddening fashion, and Patriots fans don’t care about that one, but that Super Bowl was in Jacksonville. JACKSONVILLE.

I was at that 25-24 game in Buffalo. The Bills fan who hosted our tailgate said to me “I’d rather have been blown out, instead of them [The Bills] giving us hope like that.”

Well someone isn’t getting an invite to the Deadspin Bloomsday party with that comment.

He’s probably the only person on that list who has ever caught anything in a pressure situations.

And many fine bourbon distilleries are only an hour away!

RIP Hitch.

Wow. I wasn’t expecting the “Get a Brain, Morans” post this early in the series. That usually comes from a mid-tier team with reasonable hope.

Icee what you did there. Good bears all!

I believe the LA Express will be more popular than the Chargers this season.

LBJ definitely consulted Bob Griese on the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution.

COOL RUNNINGS II: MORE RUNNINGS COOLER

But then why is the lotion in the basket?

Masshole driver here. My common driving refrain is “Go back to New Hampshire.” When my cousin in Missouri was stuck behind a left lane hog with NH plates, he had to pull over laughing.  

My college roommate is a Mets/Jets fan and I am a Sox/Pats fan. Baseball we can talk about since 1986 was so long ago. Football is just self-depreciating jokes on his parts about the Jets, and me nodding without feeling the need to pile it on.

It would be the Toronto of the United States.