I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

This gives a whole new meaning to the nickname “The Bulgarian Brute”

They most certainly have that right.

And he’d probably work for peanuts. Literally, Snyder could pay him in this:

I’m glad about the better critical reception of Yooka-Laylee 2, will definitely have my eye on that despite being disappointed with the first.

Word on the street is that she’s working on a machine that can mount an effective legal defense without requiring a lawyer. She’s going to disrupt the whole industry! First they dismiss you, then they laugh at you, then you change the world!

#Legalnos

Too early. It was 76 degrees yesterday. Ask me again in three or four weeks, at which point the answer will be “Fantastic.” Rhode Island has some lovely orchards.

Great fucking story.

I like that basically every Jamboroo now begins with a lengthy screed on why football is fucking awful.

I’m glad you mentioned “First Blood.”  It is a quality flick one would not expect from all the follow up garbage movies.  Highly recommended.  

I have an incredibly hard time imagining that someone who is good enough to start for the Oranje and was born and raised in the Netherlands would instead choose the clownshow that is the USMNT.

I intend on speculating wildly don’t even try to stop me

It’s an error, but I just don’t think it’s very egregious. And while I don’t think anything is anybody’s fault here, why isn’t the narrative “Josh Hader isn’t going to forget this one for a long time”? A big arm with a 2 run lead, 2 outs and a man on 1st should bring that one to the 9th intact. Can’t do much about the…

He is also not asking for directions to the library, nor the discoteque.

Okay, so the videos are in Italian. As someone who took French in high school (which is very close to Italian), I can tell you that the umpire is not saying “I like to play sports with my brother” or “I would like to go to the store.”

This time Bordeaux were the club Neymar had to rescue PSG from, and he did so just in time:

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

My guilty pleasure: